Check out this witty joke by Young Conservatives.
President Barack Obama, walks into a regional bank branch in Chicago, to cash a check.
“Good morning, ma’am, I’d like to cash this check,” he says to the cashier at the counter.
“Of course, sir, do you have your driver’s license?” she asks.
“Actually, no,” He says. “I didn’t drive myself and, honestly, I didn’t think I’d need to show any ID. I mean, I am the president.”
“Yes, sir, I know who you are. But I’m afraid that, federal banking regulations being what they are, I’ll need to see a photo ID.” The cashier politely replies.
Obama sighs in frustration.
“But just ask anyone at the bank,” he says. “They all know who I am. Everybody knows who I am.”
“I’m sorry, Mr. President, but rules are rules.” She says.
“Please, there must be something you can do. I need to cash this check so I can buy Michelle a Valentine’s Day present.”
The cashier thinks for a while, and then says,
“I’ll tell you what, Mr. President. Two weeks ago, Tiger Woods was here and in the same situation. He proved who he was by making an amazing putt all the way across the bank lobby into a coffee cup.
“Then, just last week, Andre Agassi had to prove who he was, so he used his tennis racket and lobbed a ball all the way across the bank lobby into that same coffee cup.
“In both cases, we took that as identification and cashed their checks,” she explained.
“So, Mr. President, is there something you can do that would prove that you are, indeed, Barrack Hussein Obama, president of the United States?” she asked.
Obama frowns at this, lost in thought.
“You know, I can’t think of a thing. My mind is a total blank. I have absolutely no idea what to do in this situation,” he says. “Seriously. No clue at all.”
The cashier smiles at his response, and asks,
“Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?”
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